Sunday
Jan252009
Office Humor
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Had some free time this afternoon and was able to veg out and get caught up on the past few weeks of The Office. FYI: If you are living without The Office, you are living an incomplete life. Every time I visit the show's website to catch an episode I missed, I get sucked in by some ridiculous webisode or character blog (Dwight's blog, Schrute Space).
The Fake PSAs are probably the highlight. Enjoy a few of my favorites--
Jim on black jelly beans:
Ryan on being short:
And now for some notable quotes from the past two episodes--
"The Duel"
Dwight Schrute: Rule 17: don't turn your back on bears, men you have wronged, or the dominant turkey during mating season. There are forty rules all Schrute boys must learn before the age of five. [sings] Learn your rules. You better learn your rules. If you don't, you'll be eaten in your sleep. [makes chomping sound]
Andy Bernard: What? You stupid idiot! [Andy honks his horn] You're like, you're like a Sasquatch! You live in the woods...
Dwight Schrute: Sasquatches are the strongest animal on the planet! So fine, call me a Sasquatch!
Dwight Schrute: A duel! The winner gets Angela. So what weapon?
Andy Bernard: My bare hands.
Dwight Schrute: That is stupid. I will use a sword and I will cut off your bare hands.
"Prince Family Paper"
Michael Scott: So when, uh, when did you set up shop.
Prince Paper Owner: Ah I opened this place after I came back from Vietnam.
Michael Scott: Ooh, Vietnam. I hear it's lovely.
The Fake PSAs are probably the highlight. Enjoy a few of my favorites--
Jim on black jelly beans:
Ryan on being short:
And now for some notable quotes from the past two episodes--
"The Duel"
Dwight Schrute: Rule 17: don't turn your back on bears, men you have wronged, or the dominant turkey during mating season. There are forty rules all Schrute boys must learn before the age of five. [sings] Learn your rules. You better learn your rules. If you don't, you'll be eaten in your sleep. [makes chomping sound]
Andy Bernard: What? You stupid idiot! [Andy honks his horn] You're like, you're like a Sasquatch! You live in the woods...
Dwight Schrute: Sasquatches are the strongest animal on the planet! So fine, call me a Sasquatch!
Dwight Schrute: A duel! The winner gets Angela. So what weapon?
Andy Bernard: My bare hands.
Dwight Schrute: That is stupid. I will use a sword and I will cut off your bare hands.
"Prince Family Paper"
Michael Scott: So when, uh, when did you set up shop.
Prince Paper Owner: Ah I opened this place after I came back from Vietnam.
Michael Scott: Ooh, Vietnam. I hear it's lovely.
Reader Comments (2)
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