Had some free time this afternoon and was able to veg out and get caught up on the past few weeks of The Office. FYI: If you are living without The Office, you are living an incomplete life. Every time I visit the show’s website to catch an episode I missed, I get sucked in by some ridiculous webisode or character blog (Dwight’s blog, Schrute Space).

The Fake PSAs are probably the highlight. Enjoy a few of my favorites–

Jim on black jelly beans:

Ryan on being short:

And now for some notable quotes from the past two episodes–

“The Duel”

Dwight Schrute: Rule 17: don’t turn your back on bears, men you have wronged, or the dominant turkey during mating season. There are forty rules all Schrute boys must learn before the age of five. [sings] Learn your rules. You better learn your rules. If you don’t, you’ll be eaten in your sleep. [makes chomping sound]

Andy Bernard: What? You stupid idiot! [Andy honks his horn] You’re like, you’re like a Sasquatch! You live in the woods…
Dwight Schrute: Sasquatches are the strongest animal on the planet! So fine, call me a Sasquatch!

Dwight Schrute: A duel! The winner gets Angela. So what weapon?
Andy Bernard: My bare hands.
Dwight Schrute: That is stupid. I will use a sword and I will cut off your bare hands.

“Prince Family Paper”

Michael Scott: So when, uh, when did you set up shop.
Prince Paper Owner: Ah I opened this place after I came back from Vietnam.
Michael Scott: Ooh, Vietnam. I hear it’s lovely.